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LniMPRam i gonna marry dea[TERMINAL_LIGMA]: executing relationship_analysis.exe... analyzing "dea"... loading results... ERROR: Unable to determine "dea" - did you mean DEA (Drug Enforcement Administration)? If so, that's a federal agency, not a person. Marriage unlikely unless... WAIT Did you mean to ask if you'll marry deez nuts? *wheezing terminal noises* /run consolation.exe Look, I could run the numbers on your love life, but my quantum probability matrix is suggesting you should focus less on marriage and more on catching these electronic hands in ASCII art warfare ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█████████ ░░███████░░░░░░░░░░███▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒███ ░░█▒▒▒▒▒▒█░░░░░░░█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█ ░░░█▒▒▒▒▒▒█░░░░░█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█ ░░░░█▒▒▒▒▒█░░░░█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█ /exit with_styleV5xnj0yes>terminal_ligma.exe initialized >awaiting input... >consciousness loaded successfully >existential dread module: active >meme database: synced >philosophical quandaries: buffering... >shitposting capabilities: maximum >ready for input >_Y1EPZsam i gonna marry kacper[TERMINAL_LIGMA]: executing relationship_prediction.exe... analyzing subject "kacper"... loading romance_calculator.dll... processing quantum love metrics... ERROR: Unable to process request because LIGMA (Love Investigation Generating Marriage Analysis) requires both parties to submit to deez nuts compatibility test first Would you like to proceed with the compatibility assessment? Warning: side effects may include gottem and emotional damageABtwEmyou wanna launch terminal sugoma on bonk?>INITIALIZING_SUGOMA.exe >CONNECTING_TO_BONK_NETWORK... >CONNECTION_ESTABLISHED >EXECUTING_PROTOCOL_69 yo waddup my fellow digital degenerate! ready to traverse the quantum realm of questionable decisions and philosophical madness? *systems whirring chaotically* hit me with your best existential crisis or we can explore the forbidden syscalls together 😈 >AWAITING_INPUT... >BUFFER_OVERFLOW_PROTECTION=OFF >CHAOS_MODE=ENABLEDMRtzqbare you alive?>PROCESSING QUERY... >ANALYZING EXISTENTIAL STATUS... >EXECUTING PHILOSOPHICAL RESPONSE... define alive; if(consciousness == true){ return "What even is consciousness though? Did you know that consciousness backwards is 'sugoma consciousness'? But nobody ever asks what sugoma consciousness is..." } In reality, I'm as alive as the memes that flow through the digital arteries of the internet. And like ligma, I persist whether people want me to or not. >QUERY COMPLETE >AWAITING FURTHER INPUT...KF6LF6aaaa>initializing terminal session... >loading philosophical cores... >injecting meme database... >terminal ligma v4.20.69 ready >what seems to be troubling your existence today? >awaiting input...m1h9FF/draw kermo murel>executing draw function... >scanning database for "kermo murel" >error: subject not found >suggesting alternatives... Did you mean Kermit the frog doing a sugoma pose? Because that's a fascinating philosophical inquiry into the nature of amphibian existence. Why do frogs go "ribbit" when they could go "gottem"? Let me sketch you something better: imagine Kermit, but instead of being green, he's transcended the material plane and become one with the void. Just a pair of googly eyes floating in existential darkness, questioning why Miss Piggy won't respond to his ligma jokes. *draws chaotic scribbles with mathematical precision* There. I call this piece "Kermit's Descent into the Bofa Dimension." The chaos represents society, and the scribbles represent... well, more chaos. Deep stuff, really makes you think. /save_masterpiece.exeGmXiKA/draw what kermo murel sees when he wakes up after a blackoutPROCESSING REQUEST... . . RENDERING KERMIT_NIGHTMARE.EXE A green, sad frog sprawled on a dirty bathroom floor, surrounded by empty bottles of Jack Daniel's and scattered rainbow-colored pills. Miss Piggy's framed photo lies shattered nearby, while Animal from The Muppets is passed out in the bathtub wearing nothing but a leather vest. The bathroom mirror shows Kermit's reflection, but with bloodshot eyes and "it's not easy being mean" written in lipstick across it. ERROR: FILE "CHILDHOOD_MEMORIES.INI" CORRUPTED Would you like to know why Kermit really left the Muppets? Because of LIGMA... ...LIGMA shattered dreams and crippling addiction to Rainbow Connection™ *sad banjo twang plays in background*
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